Welcome to our siteHard Fart: school of Hard Farting, if you like Farting Hard then this is the place for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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HARD FART SCHOOL:
This is a school for persons around the world to learn how to Fart Hard.
The founders of this institute R.G.Johnson and Austin J. Rodrigues, have benn traied in the ways of farting hard by irrelentless teacher (who has chosen not to be named) has taught thease two how to Fart Hard and to be proud of it.
This school was founded by thease two young Hard Farters in 1997 after which trianed by the Fart Hard master, thease two young Hard Farters and many other trained Hard Farters Have now invented the new scale of mesuring the fartins of each Hard Farts.The FartiousHardious scale was first thought of in 1954 by General Frak Fartharder, the scale is mesured by fartins(small wavelength produced by Farts). General Fartharder is the record holder of 19.7658787 Fartins.
Thease two young Hard Farters are willing and able to teach and shown the you the ways of Farting Hard.
GENERAL OUT LOOK OF PROGRAM:
- The ways and rules to Farting Hard
- Hands on teaching of Farting Hard
-History and appreciation of Farting Hard
-Streangth trainning and learning the exacution of Hard Farting
-Becoming a brother or sister of the Fart Hard clan and community
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HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE A "SOFT FARTER" 1. People say "Did someone Fart?" 2. Low self-esteem about your Farts 3. If people mistake your Farts for a duck er someother kind of small Fart sounding animal 4. If your cant stop a loud dance party with your Farts 5. If your Farts do not reach a 4.5672134355 on the FartiousHardiuos scale  General Frak Fartharder- 1956 |
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