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10 EASY STEPS TO FARTING HARD:
1.Eat lots of startchy food and carbs
2. Find the most confortable possition you can
3. Avoid Farting for up to ONE HOUR to produce Hard Fart
4.Avoid dog piles, gut punches and, very funny things
5.Tacobell and other fast food joint, will not produce Hard Farts (allnatural foods will produce Hard Farts)
6.Practice safe Hard Farting on a daily basis
7.Pracitcing with other Hard Farters is a must to become a legond or sensi
8.Using steriods, laxitives and, other Fart inhansing drugs are bad
9.Do not Fart Hard more that THREE TIMES A DAY
10.For the spreading of butt checks will induce Hard Farts |
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